Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,435 Points
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (285/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
Medals Earned: 10/18 (165/480 points)
Discover the Nerd
Win the first level
Discover the Janitor
Complete level 10
Discover the Teacher
Discover the Bully
Check out Alice's page
Check out MonoFlauta's page
Complete all the levels with perfect score
Escape from School
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)